Q1: Why bother storing your digital belongings in the cloud?
Because your neighbour smokes in bed and you don't like the smell of roasted hard drives.
Q2: Sorry, what are you talking about...cloud what?
A service where a company sells you some internet connected hard drives in Utah.
Q3: So why should I store all my data in Utah?
Because your neighbour is still smoking in bed.
Q5: Okay, I'll give in, where can I sign up?
Browse to www.spideroak.com and tell your neighbour to close the window.